Glume lingvistice in engleza, cu dedicatie pentru
@NicNic:
*William Shakespeare came to get vaccinated.*
Nurse: Which arm?
Shakespeare: *As you like it*
Nurse: Was that painful?
Shakespeare:*Much ado about nothing.*
Nurse: You will have to have a second jab.
Shakespeare: *Measure for measure?*
Nurse: So, how was the experience?
Shakespeare: *A midsummer night's dream!*
Nurse: So what do you think of the government handling of Covid?
Shakespeare: it's a *Comedy of Errors.*
Shakespeare now asks the nurse:
Shakespeare: When will my quarantine end?
Nurse: On the *Twelfth Night.*
Shakespeare: Who will pay my quarantine bill?
Nurse: *The Merchant of Venice.*
Shakespeare: Where will I be put up for my quarantine?
Nurse: In a *Hamlet.*
Shakespeare: Thank you for helping me!
Nurse: *All's Well That Ends Well.*
Si una tradusa:Victor Hugo intră la centrul de vaccinare. Asistenta îi face vaccinul și la plecare îi spune:
Asistenta: La revedere, domnule Hugo!
Hugo: Care la revedere? Asta e deja al treilea vaccin. Gata, nu mai vin.
Asistenta: Știți, va trebui să faceți vaccinul în fiecare an de acum încolo.
Hugo: Mizerabilii...
