Sa mai radem nitel!!

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Minunat...

Cu sa comanzi o pizza in 2022:

CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

 GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have. GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER: How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.

CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER: I have other sources of cash. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!

CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Bine ati venit in viitor! 🤖

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Nu si in viitorul Romaniei. Pana interfateaza ANA FOR ALL situatia fiscala cu farmacia Dr. Mad Max, Pizza Badass Bling si banca BEE CEE DEE, mai dureaza ceva.

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Nu si in viitorul Romaniei. Pana interfateaza ANA FOR ALL situatia fiscala cu farmacia Dr. Mad Max, Pizza Badass Bling si banca BEE CEE DEE, mai dureaza ceva.

Mno, fi si tu optimist, si va fi bine. 

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Am fost optimist, ca am zis ca mai dureaza ceva, nu ca nu va exista niciodata

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[ntire2000]

Clipul asta mergea si la conducerea preventiva....



PS: am patit o faza d-asta pe la 3 dimineata în locul unde sa da ora exacta, am scapat ieftin de tot - contravaloarea unei fiole cu vin (10 euro si un pic) ca erau deshidratati tare baietii.
Nu le port pica, eu eram pericol public - întorsesem pe linie continua (virasem stânga la o iesire din peco si era obligatoriu dreapta) si era sa provoc un accident în lant cu fantomele care erau la ora aia pe strada.

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[remarque]

Clipul asta mergea si la conducerea preventiva....



PS: am patit o faza d-asta pe la 3 dimineata în locul unde sa da ora exacta, am scapat ieftin de tot - contravaloarea unei fiole cu vin (10 euro si un pic) ca erau deshidratati tare baietii.
Nu le port pica, eu eram pericol public - întorsesem pe linie continua (virasem stânga la o iesire din peco si era obligatoriu dreapta) si era sa provoc un accident în lant cu fantomele care erau la ora aia pe strada.

Când și unde s-a întâmplat ?  Dacă nu sunt indiscret ...

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