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Offline hugbear

Dacian ?  :)
1. Care sunt realizarile lui in functia de mult laudat-ul comisar european (pe agricultura) ?
2. Care sunt realizarile lui ca prim ministru ?
3. Ce prestanta poti avea in fata unora care nu te cunosc sau nehotarati cand tu te duci si atati protestatarii lui hastag in fata Ateneu-ului, apoi iti dai jaca jos de pe tine si cu camasa sifonata te duci si te asezi langa ceilalti oficiali, ca un pu...frici ?
Lol is People's Front of Judea back in session?!





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for the Englishly impaired:
Reg:
    They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.
Stan:
    And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg:
    Yes.
Stan:
    And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg:
    All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?
Xerxes:
    The aqueduct.
Reg:
    Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
Masked Activist:
    And the sanitation!
Stan:
    Oh yes... sanitation, Reg, you remember what the city used to be like.
Reg:
    All right, I'll grant you that the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done...
Matthias:
    And the roads...
Reg:
    (sharply) Well yes obviously the roads... the roads go without saying. But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads...
Another Masked Activist:
    Irrigation...
Other Masked Voices:
    Medicine... Education... Health...
Reg:
    Yes... all right, fair enough...
Activist Near Front:
    And the wine...
Omnes:
    Oh yes! True!
Francis:
    Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if the Romans left, Reg.
Masked Activist at Back:
    Public baths!
Stan:
    And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.
Francis:
    Yes, they certainly know how to keep order... (general nodding)... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this.

    (more general murmurs of agreement)
Reg:
    All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
Xerxes:
    Brought peace!
Reg:
    (very angry, he's not having a good meeting at all) What!? Oh... (scornfully) Peace, yes... shut up!
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Offline rexkrokiDAU

Ce din ce zice nu e adevărat?

Offline f.cristi

De exemplu n-a inițiat niciun demers pt. spitalele regionale, cum se lauda el. Imunoglobulina umană care a lipsit in 2017 n-a fost licitata in 2016...
Dar ma opresc aici; n-am niciun interes să analizez "realizările" adolescentului bubos.

Offline Utilizator_Anonim

Vivat viorica atunci 😂
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Offline f.cristi

Noo, Ciolanis și Ciolanoș.

Offline ariciul

Pai nu? De ce sa facem comparatie cum vorbeste unul si altul sau sa vedem ce au facut din proprie initiativa!
Ne uitam pe antene ca stiu ele mai bine decat noi cum sta treaba!
Noi muncim nu gandim! Va suna cunoscut?
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Offline Utilizator_Anonim

Mie nu-mi place niciunu
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